MAKE THE MUSIC WITH YOUR
        MOUTH, BIZ
      1:17am friday september twenty-fourth 2004
      hello, web page. I've been ignoring you. much has happened since we
        last spoke. well, no. not really. huh. how have you been, web page? have
        you been getting a lot of 'hits' lately? many browsers have been downloading
      your images and rendering your text? have you been lonely? oh I
        hope things are ok, web page. 
         
        on the other hand, lately I've been working. mostly at atmosphere, making
        advertisements to convince people that cingular has excellent phone services.
        I've also been working on a site for LA rock band the
        prom kings, which
        should be launching in the next couple years. 
         
        and that's a good point. next week I have two important meetings to
        attend. They are at the fleet center in boston, and have to do with me
        seeing pearl jam twice. (shows #11 and #12, not that I'm counting.) 
         
        so I know what you're thinking, web page. "what, douchebag? no more concerts
        after that?" well, that's where I'd say you're wrong. because in another
        bold move, I'm seeing the beastie boys at the garden in a few weeks.
        and that should be fantastic as well. 
         
        wow, it's been great catching up with you. I hope you've been having
        a great time, and hopefully you have some luck with that hot chick website
        you've been eyeing. I hope you bang the hell out of her, and maybe make
        some baby websites, that people can view on palm pilots or something. 
         
        thanks
       
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